Bobby Jenks Arrested For DUI (UPDATED)

Bobby Jenks has been arrested this morning for a DUI. There isn't word yet on what time it happened or the story around it, but I will update this post later, because I am sure it's hilarious. Bobby Jenks has been a complete bust that is making $6 million a year. Funny, we traded Scutaro away because he made that exact amount of money. So, one can only assume that if he didn't have Jenks on the payroll we would have Scutaro, or dare a say a starting pitcher for the backend of the rotation.

Guess there is only one thing to say.....THANKS THEO!

***UPDATE***

Sorry for the long copy and paste, but this is the whole story from WEEI....


According to the arrest sheet for the 31-year-old Jenks, Deputy Marsha Sutphin stopped a white Mercedes Benz SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Colonial Blvd. in Fort Myers at 2:35 AM Friday. The driver of the car was identified as Jenks, who was asked by the officers if he knew why he was pulled over.

"Probably because I was all over the road back there," said Jenks.

And when Deputy Sutphin asked Jenks why he was driving all over the road, Jenks told the officer that he "took too many muscle relaxers."

The officer reported that Jenks was shaking uncontrollably and had a difficult time speaking while being questioned.

When Deputy Sutphin asked Jenks if he had taken anything else other than the muscle relaxers, he told the officer that he "was going to be honest with you, I was just leaving Babes because I hit a car. I just had to get out of there."

Babe's is a night club in Fort Myers. A bouncer at the club told officers that a Mercedes Benz SUV drove into the parking lot and struck a parked truck around 11:45 PM. The bouncer -- who told the officers the driver of the SUV was wearing the same clothes as Jenks at the time of his arrest and had large amounts of tattoos on his left arm, just as Jenks does -- told officers he tried to get Jenks out of the car, offering to call him a cab. Jenks, according to the bouncer, drove into another car before driving off.

After telling Deputy Sutphin that he left the club after hitting a car, Jenks was then asked if he would submit to a field sobriety test. Jenks -- who, according to the report, had dilated pupils, very slurred speech and glassy eyes, agreed to take the test by told officers that he would fail it.

Jenks was unable to pass the test and was arrested for DUI.


Told you it would be funny