Queeratek Is Finally Gone

I know the Captain just wrote a post on this, but I can't let him steal my thunder on this because I have been waiting since 1997 for him to retire.

If you have been reading this blog, you can tell that I absolutely despise Jason Varitek. I have hated him my whole life, I hate the way he looks, I hate the way talks, I hate the way he carries himself, I hate the C on his jersey, I hate the way fans support him because "he tries hard", and I'm going to hate the way the Red Sox will retire this ass clowns jersey.

When people say Jason Varitek they will follow it up by saying he has 2 Championship rings and he was a great game caller. That's absolute bullshit, he will get credit for being the "Captain" and "leading" these teams. We saw how great he was a leader last year when he "led" the Red Sox to the greatest collapse in baseball history.

The Red Sox are a much better team that he is no longer holding the franchise hostage with him inexplicably being a fan favorite. I'll tell you a quick story, I was sitting where people walk in and out of the Celtics game one time, and when he was walking by I yelled at him, "Jason! I don't care for you!" You should have seen his stupid face, confused reaction. It was almost worth him being a shitty Red Sox player for so long, so I could tell him how much I didn't like him.

Fuck, he didn't bat over .260 for the past 6 years and his highest batting average in those years was when he batted .255. He was automatic out when he was starting, it was disgusting. I lost my faith in humanity when he was voted to the all star game in 2008 where he batted .220.

Varitek will go down as one of my most hated Red Sox players of all time, that list includes:

1. Jason Varitek
2. Trot Nixon
3. Brian Daubach
4. Mike Lansing
5. Pete Schourek

So bye Captain Queeratek, I hope you have an awful life.